REVIVE-
lets put some crap into this thing and keep it going for at least a while.

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Typing in the computer, slamming her crammed fingers onto the keyboard, all the keys all too small for her fingers. Her eyes glowed with the reflection of the screen, with an occational hiss from her lips, parched from three hours of dehydration.
Then the sharp jolt in her head, making her reel over in surprise. She lay there for a few seconds, head collasped on the keypads, making a "hbiiblkhdshbgnkjbnjdabgkadbgk" on the screen. her hands were held above her head, twitching in sync to her pulse.
'Evil Twin,' she managed to gulp, as her exact self materialised beside her. ET shrugged. 'You can keep on calling me your twin as long as you like, you know I'm nothing but your inner conscious.'
She gulped up for air, and began furiously tapping on the Backspace button on her keyboard.
ET looked over her shoulder, nodding and 'hm...'ing to itself.
After twenty seconds and three occasional slams on the keyboard, ET cleared its throat to make a statement. 'The internet connection is slow. Your little laptop is too small and slow.' Pleased with itself, ET sank back into its seat with a smile.
She tensed over, every muscle and nerve and bone of her spined moaned as she arched into a perfect graph curve (y=2x+3-x) and let loose a torrent of words in one short breath, bending her spine back into a straight line, her arms just as straight.
'WELLEVILTWINNOTLIKEICANHELPITTHATTHISPUNYTHINGCALLEDANETBOOKISSMALLANDDESIGNEDFORONLYTHEINTERNETFUNCTIONANDTHATISTILLCANTDOTHATJOBWELLOK!!!??'
ET shrugged, copying her trademark 45degree slouch into the chair. 'I don't see why you have to use this laptop, then.'
She looked over the netbook at her endorphine-high sister, punching the keyboard with an unusally high enthusiasm, eyes hypnotised and mouth twisted into a dreepy grin that you can only imagine if you have a computer-addict family member, or a mirror.
ET nodded. 'So much for age being the lead factor in family power here.'
She shrugged and went on smashing the keypads on her netbook.
ET groaned. It picked up a notebook near the mouse and started reading it. 'The kingdom of Angkor ranged from 802 to 1491 AD, had many kings and blablablalba.' It tossed the notebook back on the table.'You should improve you handwriting. Illegible...scrawl.'
She twisted her head slowly to her right, so slowly that after five minutes you felt that if she wanted she could twist her head 360degrees round and back again.
ET, being her Conscious, did not find this very creepy at all.
She growled, and snatched the notebook from the table, and put it somewhere else on the table.
She then turned her head back to face the screen, just as slowly. But instead of smashing the keyboard, she slouched 45degrees into her chair.
Both mortal and conscious stared at the empty space between their eylids with their eyes open until a voice from Behind the Blueberry yelled at them to go to sleep.
And so they did.

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And so concludes today's story of a girl and her Evil Twin.
I wonder if there's more tomorrow.
Hm.....